One day not long ago, while at a diner, I was one of the many people peering into the cake and pastry display case.
I wanted to return to my table so I turned around and this woman behind me says, “Oh, I thought you were young.” I had clearly surprised her.
One Summer, while attempting to live a fantasy, I was dancer at a Go-Go bar.
The DJ asked me, “How old are you?”
I replied, “33. Why?”
He said, “Because your body looks young but your face looks old.”
I mean, how was I supposed to take those things?
There is a saying where they tell overweight women, “You have such a pretty face.”
I am the opposite of that.
I hate to disappoint, but, a face-lift is not in the budget.
Would I get one if it was?